Sep 08
5 Reasons Why This Film Is For Da Ladies
1. Starring a Young, Dreamy-eyed Johnny Depp
2. Poster Featuring Johnny Depp with Fully Shaved & Chiseled Stonehenge Chest
3. Pink-Colored Movie Title with Accompanying Romantic Beach Cuddling Couple
4. “The Story of a Man, Who Thought He Was The Greatest Lover in The World”
5. Unrealistic but Incredibly Sexy Foreign-Sounding Name (Don Juan DeMarco)
There are more reasons to why da ladies may love it …. add in your comments :)
(Movie: Don Juan DeMarco, circa 1994)
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